Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
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can occur from use of drugs which can permanantly or semi-permanantly disconnect a persons reality from those of others.
It is neither good nor bad, as the individual is no longer 'part of the system'
-does not necessarily mean a person has to have done crack which is a common misconception...
can occur from use of drugs which can permanantly or semi-permanantly disconnect a persons reality from those of others.
It is neither good nor bad, as the individual is no longer 'part of the system'
-does not necessarily mean a person has to have done crack which is a common misconception...
Person 1: Those drugs have made you kinda cracked out man
Person 2: yeah I know (stares deeply into the non-existant void...)
A group on teenagers getting on pills at the local park
-that's cracked out
Person 2: yeah I know (stares deeply into the non-existant void...)
A group on teenagers getting on pills at the local park
-that's cracked out
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