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Costa Messy

Slander term for Costa Mesa, California. Created by Huntington Beach residents to describe the area, with its large Tight Pant, Ray Ban, Flannel wearing hipster population. Costa Messy is the "Shitty Huntington Beach."
by The Baddest Bitch! December 8, 2010
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constantinople

A city which is currently under the custody of Turkey (since it has been besieged by the Ottomans in the 1400's) but in fact belongs to Greece (Hellenic Republic).

Constaninople is erroneously called "Istanbul" by the Turks (at least, that's how they call it). It is the capital of the Eastern Orthodox Religion, since centuries ago.

Constantinople will soon be captured by Russia, and this will happen because of the big disputes between Europe and Turkey (thus Turkey will no more have control of it) and then it will once again be given to its original owner (the Hellenic Republic, or Greece).
After Constantinople is freed from the dirty dogs (turks)

1/3 of Turks will be converted to Christianity
1/3 will die in the big slaughter which is coming soon
1/3 will flee to Asia
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Costa Mexico

One small area in Costa Mesa that is home to many industrial warehouses and low rent housing dominated by hispanics. Mesa Verde, East Costa Mesa, and South Coast regions of Costa Mesa, which all include exclusive areas, desperately wish this area would be bulldozed and redeveloped. Even with this area included, the average cost of a home in Costa Mesa surpases that of most neighboring cities, such as Huntington Beach and Irvine. (but not Newport Beach of course)
Why can't we just deport all of the beaners in Costa Mexico and
by tmart24 September 28, 2005
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Costa

The act of ejaculating into someone's mouth, before vigorously waggling the penis and hissing (to mimic a the making of a Costa cappuccino) - leaving a frothy signature.
"I only asked for a skinny latte, but he gave me a Costa special."
"Dang bitch, I've been here 8 times already this week. Let me pull my dick out, this Costa's on the house!"
by cantankorarse August 28, 2013
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constantia

Small town in central New York. Twenty miles or so north of Syracuse. One road that leads to nowhere. Includes an elementary school, two gas stations, Dollar General, VFW, grocery store, and fish hatchery. Located on Oneida Lakes' North Shore.
Hey! We are in Constantia. Wait, where'd it go?
by brilla4724 May 15, 2008
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Costa Donkey

Larger British drunken female tourist which provides late night beach rides for drunken male tourists. Native habitat is usually on the Spanish costlines but is now known to have spread to other coastlines in Europe.
Dave: "Fuckin'ell John where the fuck did you end up last night?"

John: "Yeah Dave, I was wankered. I remember coming out of the Pirate bar and taking that Costa Donkey that was slavering all over us for a ride on south beach."

Dave: "You dirty fucker, stay away from me!"
by Mat Vaughan June 24, 2008
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Comstable

A beyond comfortable state of mind wherein you become surrounded by warm thoughts, feelings, touch, and in some states, ecstasy.
Yo son, I'm mad comstable...
by Comstable Brah December 2, 2011
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