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Bean counter

The new employee down at your local Chipotle, that is single handedly trying to save the business by giving you tiny ass portions.
The fukkin bean counter gave me half as much rice when I asked for brown and white rice.
by Dedcau5 January 2, 2019
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counter-strike: source

To date, Counter-Strike: Source has proven to be the best place for 12 year olds to prove they are better than you at life and that they screw your mom and that you're a complete flaming homosexual failure because his character shot you in the head and he screamed 'PWNT'. 'CSS' gives hopeless people hope in the fact that you can be good at nothing, not put any effort into real life development, not have a job, not be the least bit intelligent, not have any sort of education or training or skills for a job, not have a job, still live with your parents at 35, be a retarded stoner, not have a job, and still appear superior to everyone else because he has 9000 kills, 0 deaths and 1 latency. conversely, i love counter-strike source.
Guy 1: HAHAHA BOOM HEADSHOT!! I GET SO MANY HEADSHOTS IN COUNTER-STRIKE: SOURCE, HOLY S**T!

Life: You're still a failure.
by lingojac February 22, 2009
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counter strike

the reason why this site has many terms such as "gg uninstall, owned, noob."
u know the game counter strike?

yea i hurd its the reason why so much ppl lose control in games
by dylan zheng October 19, 2007
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Countrifide

Lacking refinement or sophistication. Improper use of the English language.
She don't know no better cuz she's done plum countrifide.
by FaulkIT July 1, 2008
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A port of CS:GO in Roblox. Played by nine year olds, and people who can't afford CS:GO.
"I'm too poor to buy CS:GO so I play counter blox roblox offensive instead, It's really not that bad I swear!"
by GEHooven August 22, 2017
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couthier

A new job nomination for one who gets hired by 'megalibrities', stars, actors or filthy-and-dirty rich fucks to teach them how to eat, talk, walk, wear clothes and act 'social'! In general: couthiness & etiquette.
A couthier and some grips are a star's best friends!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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counter cunt

A person with zero social etiquette who is extremely rude to people when working the counter or cash register at
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.
Customer: "I was told by your supervisor to pick up the package at this location."

Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and

reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"
by Urban Princess23 February 3, 2014
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