Horse clottage

Exhaust from an Amish buggy.

That buggy is letting out some serious horse clottage.

by Sugarcreek January 25, 2020

contage

The verb form of the adjective contagious.

"I'm sorry you have the flu. Just don't contage me!!"

by Christopher Daniels February 7, 2008

contage

The verb to the word contagious.

to transmit disease by direct or indirect contact with an infected person

" don't get close to me, I don't want you to contage me"

by Ailyn C. October 2, 2020

thatched roof cottages

one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...

"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"

by squirrely wrath August 5, 2004

clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

by who dat January 8, 2005

Cottager

A homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man.

Note- homesexual acts are not wrong, or should not be seen as wrong. Just that, in the eyes of the law, exposing yourself in that manner in public is seen as criminal.

"Charlie Poole is such a cottager"

"I know, he's at it all the time in the public toilets round at Peppercorn car park". I see him waiting for blokes on the bench outside, the creep".

by ............. January 1, 2005

woolly cottager

A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.

The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.

by Nana Nowthen May 14, 2014