A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.
Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
by okaythen873 July 31, 2009
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Overheard at a party: "Did you notice that Sally just left with Fred- those two have a fucking contract".
by noroma April 2, 2010
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Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.
by canander September 23, 2011
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Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
by funl April 28, 2021
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Dude #1: I brought this chick home from the bar last night. We totally hooked up.
Dude #2: Were you with that hot friend of yours from college that you used to date?
Dude #1: Totally, and the chick at the bar came over to talk to me. I didn't even open up the set.
Dude #2: Wicked, bro! You straight pulled some contact ass outta that place. We should party with your hot friend more often.
Dude #2: Were you with that hot friend of yours from college that you used to date?
Dude #1: Totally, and the chick at the bar came over to talk to me. I didn't even open up the set.
Dude #2: Wicked, bro! You straight pulled some contact ass outta that place. We should party with your hot friend more often.
by tetdfromage August 5, 2012
Get the contact ass mug.A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
by hmakav February 5, 2013
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