constapational

When you make groaning noises while making poo.

STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.

by bikermandude August 11, 2010

head constipation

The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.

I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.

by Anushree Deshpande October 14, 2007

Construction Bum

The feeling of sandpaper being rubbed repeatably on your taint.
Rash type feeling usually involved in construction workers that is painful to every step you take

Dude: why are you walking like a stick is up your ass
Bob: dude i got the worst case of construction bum going on, its killing me man

by Anthony flotacular October 20, 2008

Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014

Construction Wife

A construction wife is for the construction worker that is working away from his home. This applies to the 100 mile rule of traveling. She is the living to do laundry provide meals and comforts while away from home

At Joe's hospital stay he was visited by his real wife at the same time his construction wife was in the room.

by ppaquet September 14, 2011

penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009