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West Coast Sindhi

The tightest form of human known to man. You will find these people in the great California Republic; residing in advanced cities like big bad Los Angeles; and throwing up westside signs and saying “fa sho” wherever they go.

History:
Originally from the west side of India, these refugees looked on the map, said let's go some place that's warm year round; where people look as good as us; and where there are things to do indoor and outdoor, night and day.

They said, let's not be confined to a place where they have to keep bars open after 2am because it’s so damn cold and there's nothing to do during the day; let's go to a place where people are open-minded and realize Johnnie Walker Black Label is not the only alcohol available - that a real scotch connoisseur will tell you a single malt is true to the grain and that blended malts are merely a combination of leftovers for those with unrefined pallets; let us not use abrasive words and phrases like "that's hot", "kid", "son", "pre-game", "what it do"; let's not talk in weird accents that make words like "coffee" sound like "cawf-fee ”.

They said, let’s not travel underground and instead enjoy the sunlight and that while the sun may rise in the east, it always sets in the west.

They said to themselves - we are Sindhi, let us be tight, let us be from Cali. WESTSIDE.
West Coast Sindhis will be at YSA.
by Mr. Westside March 10, 2009
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Emotional Constipation

Emotional but unable to express it. Either because of 1.) numbness or 2.) it is socially inappropriate to do so.
1. Bob wants to cry but he just can't for some reason, even though he knows it will make him feel better. Guess he's experiencing some emotional constipation.

2. During the funeral, Jerry wanted to erupt into laughter but knew that it would be socially-inappropriate. She was emotionally-constipated.
by cunninleongus February 15, 2010
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West Coastin

West Coastin is when you are hanging out drinking and smoking with a group of people. Either in someone's yard or a public park
Hey man come on through we just west coastin over here
by DJ NickatNight September 27, 2004
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Constant Vigilance

Being on guard 24/7 and being ready for anything. Commonly seen during fierce dodgeball matches and the occasional game of four square.
Austin yelled "CONSTANT VIGILANCE" while dodging a ball

dodgeball camp intensity camp eagle feather four square
by The CIT July 4, 2011
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constantino

Has an enormous penoso and gets all the ladies
Hey wassup I got a big Pepe Constantino
by This is Const May 21, 2018
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Social Construct

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Constipation

The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.
The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.
by jay420 August 25, 2005
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