Colombian Telegram

Calling a hookup the morning after to meet over coffee to discuss things.

I can't believe he gave me a Colombian Telegram after our one night stand.

by Jamaican Morse Cose February 17, 2014

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colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

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Colombian Poke

A firm slap on the butt.

I wasn't sure if she liked butt stuff so i Colombian poked her

by Chilly April 17, 2015

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Colombian piñata

A method of abortion in which a pregnant woman is savagely beaten, usually with a bat or pole of some kind, until the desired result is achieved

I'm not sure I can make an example sentence for Colombian piñata without feeling like a scumbag

by TheWillToWynne June 2, 2015

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Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.

1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.

by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016

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