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combat box

(n.) A formation of powerful warships in a tight formation around merchant vessels. Can also be applied to people movement on any level, such as walking, on bikes, driving etc.
In World War II the combat box method was shown to be flawed when U boats would sail under the outer warships and closely attack the merchant vessels.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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Colbacracy

a form of government in which the supreme power is Stephen Colbert; a charcteristic of a nation, specifically America, that respects the word of every individual, as long as it reflects the ideas of Stephen; a government that exemplifies everything that is American: apple pie, freem, ass-kicking & wikiality.
When it comes to birthday presents, Colbacracy is the greatest one that could ever be given.
by Juliaisawesome July 24, 2008
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collateral procrastination

When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.
He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.
by ANZ787900 September 8, 2011
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combat shopping

shopping strategy that takes place when successfully participating in black Friday.
we are going to have to do some massive combat shopping if we want to get all the good deals.
by queenjane November 13, 2009
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Combat Rim

n. v., pron: 'k'öm-bätt rïmm'
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.
-Corporal 1: "Hurry your simple ass up!"

-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"

*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*

-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"

-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*
by BlackhawkDown August 20, 2013
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combat jellyfish

Commonly found in a male shower in the combat zone. See sperm.
I always wear sandals when I use the shower to avoid stepping on a combat jellyfish.
by Montag14 September 15, 2013
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Combat Farms

Any FPS multiplayer game where multiple people play in a locked room for the sole purpose of gaining exp and top rank in the weekly rankings.
I wanted to gain exp so I did a combat farms on Short Fuse search and destroywith !Kiwano, ToS-Momme, Acylic, Babiest, Astrel, and !Dhami
by JaidenIsHIVNegative May 17, 2017
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