cocktoballs

When you eat a lot of food and have to wait

Oh god I think I cocktoballs

by Sleepyrock May 8, 2018

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Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

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Cocktopus

A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.

oh hell no, Ricky! get that cocktopus away from! Down boy!

by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 1, 2019

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cockronalds

When you're drunk and high as fuck and need some dirty burgs, you ask to make a quick stop at cockronalds. Cockronalds is defined as any fast food burger take-out.

Stop at cockronalds, I need some dirty burgs.

by vrtcl July 12, 2020

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