cock block call

A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future

Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call

by Bode H January 28, 2008

Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...

-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.

by Sweatshop February 16, 2010

cock-block

when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time

Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks

Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine

Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!

by Frank the Multi-tasking planet crusher May 2, 2008

Cock-Block-Sucker

One who physically blocks cock by sucking it.

I would get with him, but that girl is being a cock-block-sucker.

by gynxed May 5, 2011

Cyber Cock Block

Cyber Cock Block (or C.C.B) n. An unwelcomed person who intentionally invites themself to join a private or intimate conversation between two individuals via the Internet.

Dude, I was talking to that hott chick on FaceBook last night but Alexia kept "liking" my posts. Damn that girl is such a cyber cock block!

by Keepdancing July 12, 2010

cock block blocker

from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex

Hey man be my cock block blocker tonite and go take care of her cock blocker friend over there!!!

by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004

cock block

the security guards at international mall

That cop was the biggest cock block I've ever met.

by brittaaahh June 27, 2008