John: How'd you get that stain on your pants?
Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.
Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.
by Vanbran September 2, 2016
Get the Squat cobblermug. A worthless talentless individual, bereft of taste and style; most probably hanging out for a crack at the younget member of the household.
by peter james woods July 20, 2009
Get the doorstep cobblermug. by soxfan773 September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.
Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.
by w. munny August 20, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.
" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."
by Manny Petty September 2, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by Bill Clinton 6942069 July 24, 2022
Get the Coochie Cobblermug. by SpindriftCartel January 31, 2021
Get the Cobblermug.