clucking

climbing and fucking

On pitch 16, my climbing partner and I decided to do a little clucking to spice up our adventure.

by ClymberFreak March 7, 2012

clucker

One who is stupid, a dumbass, acts like an idiot and never is wanted around.

Dylan: Oh jesus Ham Sandwich is here.
Dan: God who invited that clucker.

by Dan The Mizan November 2, 2006

cluckolding

When your wife eats chicken McNuggets without letting you have any, and she does it right in your face. Variation of cuckolding.

The woman in the McDonald's commercial with the R&B song is cluckolding her husband.

by craftj2 December 22, 2008

clucked

To be frightened. To experience persistent fear, usually after a life threatening event.chicken wuss

After being held down by three waves on the outer reef I was clucked for a week.

by krelt March 16, 2012

Clucking

cluck·ing/ˈclkɪŋg/ –adjective

1. of or pertaining to a sale or sales of property to obtain a controlled substance.*

2. engaged in clucking.**

3. readily cluckable; in strong demand (often used in combination).***

* "I am clucking the vcr."

** "Two clucking junkies in new york."

*** "These are perfect guitars for clucking!"

by gbrl gzmn May 2, 2010

cluckerspaniel

A cocker spaniel that is addicted to crack or someone that does something to slightly annoy you.

Drew: "I can't go to green lake to play basketball."

Pat: "Man, why you gotta be such a cluckerspaniel?"

by chcknfjitas June 15, 2011

Cluckerfuck

To have sexual relations with a person on a bed of chicken tenders. Preferably while one or both parties are covered in some type of dipping sauce.

Austin just got done cluckerfucking that girl with a very feminine name. I couldn't tell from afar, but it appeared she was covered in hot sauce at the beginning, and ranch dressing at the end.

by Clucker Pucker March 29, 2015