clay mask 

The dirt that accumulates around a female's vagina after having sex with multiple uncleanly partners.

Dustin, Teggie, Derrik, and Mason, after camping two weeks in the deserts of Utah, proceeded to give the horny Stephanie a clay mask.

clay mask by Jassli1 October 27, 2006

Clay Puppy 

A makeshift dildo fabricated from wire wrapped in torn pieces of newspaper that has been soaked in one's own ejaculate to form an adhesive.

Guy: I've made you something.

Girl: I hope its a clay puppy

Clay Puppy by JACK'SCLAYPUPPY November 3, 2009

Clay and Dave 

When someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. This is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.

Person 1: Hey so last night I went to a minor league hockey game...

Person 2: Oh yea and what happened?

Person 1: Oh thats it.

Person 2: Dude thats so clay and dave!

Clay and Dave by Czechos November 11, 2009

Clay Aiken 

Someone who displays a stalkerish action. Comes from the former American Idol singer's song invisable.

"That Guy is pulling a Clay Aiken"

"Wow stop your clay aikening it out"

Clay Aiken by Camizzle December 20, 2004

Clay Face 

A person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. Typically found in Boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. Also known as "Being Tangoed".

Paul: Did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!

Clay Face by Johnny Hurts July 30, 2008

Clay aiken 

The biggest fag in the universe

The only thing AIKEN is clays ass

Look theres Clay aiken..the fag from american idol.

Clay aiken by josh January 13, 2006

clay aiken 

American pop singer, somewhere in-between all the gushing love and vitriolic insults seen in other UD definitions. Loves his mama and his dog, doesn't curse or drink in public, can take a dirty joke now and then, and wings his critics' sarcasm back at them with class and kindness.

"In church in Raleigh, the congregation used to say, 'Make sure you use your voice for the Lord.' I feel that is what I'm doing. And I will continue doing it until the Lord tells me to pipe down."
- Learning to Sing

clay aiken by Rainee Sue April 21, 2005