sara killed santa and she is gangster as fuck she stole all the presents and has the elf’s as slaves.
by sara Claus November 12, 2020
Get the sara clausmug. by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Zat You, Santa Claus?mug. The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.
by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022
Get the The Swift Clausmug. 
Sexual activity involving three people. No more. No less. Except two of the three participants are Mr. and Mrs. Claus.
Jimmy didn't know what he was getting for Christmas, but he wrote to Santa asking for a menage a claus.
by sbatkk July 28, 2016
Get the menage a clausmug. A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
Get the Santa Clausmug.