Chonkus

I call my cat this because he's fat but I mean it in a nice way I swear. Chonk is like a chunk but bigger. It's a powhatan lingo thing. Comparable to "big chungus", but I aint calling my cat that.

"Aw, who's my sweet chonkus?"

by yourworstnightmare03 August 3, 2024

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Chonkus

I call my cat this because he's fat, but I mean it in a nice way I swear. A chonk is like a chunk but wider. Pretty sure it's a native lingo thing. specifically powhatan. chonkus is comparable to that "big chungus" meme but I aint calling my cat that.

"Aw, who's a sweet chonkus?"

by yourworstnightmare03 August 3, 2024

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chenuse

Another way of saying inflatable tube man.

That guy is waving around like a Chenuse

by Warcrimes7872 March 12, 2024

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Chons

used as a slang and casual word for fighting/making a scene

‘OMG the two teams are chonning’ ‘that lady and the checkout lady are having chons’ ‘mum and dad are chonning’

by Shirleyy June 27, 2024

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Chonkster

A massive, overconfident dude whose entire personality is built around sports, protein shakes, and being loud for no reason. Usually built like a refrigerator with legs, laughs at his own dumb jokes, and somehow thinks barely passing school is a personality trait. A chonkster can often be found stomping down hallways with a backpack that contains nothing but an empty notebook and a half-eaten granola bar.

Common traits:

Talks about the same 3 plays from last game like they were historic events

Thinks yelling = being funny

Built like a tank but loses every argument that requires thinking

High-fives people aggressively for no reason

“Teacher made him read a paragraph out loud and the chonkster went: ‘The… eco… sys… tem… is… im… por… tant…’ sounding like a microwave trying to read a textbook.

by Common Enemy #2 March 11, 2026

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