choobalockas

large lips on an attractive girl that seem very useful for fellatio

"look at the choobalockas on her, was she born with kneepads?"

by Art Paul April 26, 2006

cockblocker

one who prevents one from engaging in pleasurable experiences with another person.

this scenario generally happens when the "cockblocker" is jealous because THEY aren't getting and if they can't have any then neither can you.

cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.

ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"

ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"

by the DanL March 17, 2010

Clockblocked

When you're trying to get it in with a lady, and it's suddenly time to go ( because your ride is here/ the place closes/ it's time for her to leave etc. ) and you end up never getting to do anything with her.

Girl: I so wanna fuck you right now!

You: oh baby, let's do it!

Girl: Oh shit my moms here to pick me up, I gotta go!

You: ...well...damn...

Your friend: Well shit dude, Id say you just got clockblocked!

by RyGuyW September 23, 2011

Chochcock

A person who is very fake and annoying. It’s basically a choch, but way worse

OMG He said that to you! What a chochcock!

by erialCED June 4, 2018

cockblock

to be blocked while trying to get some action

while i was running my game on sam, rotunda jones( her fat friend) tried to cockblock me

by Mr 1 derful December 9, 2008

Cockblocker

Someone who prevents you from getting some, such as Aaron Disease.

That cockblocker kept following us around.

by byahhh October 13, 2006

cockblock

to get in the way of 'play'.

Hey ugly third-wheel person, don't cockblock.

by noelle April 22, 2003