choame

an unattainable object, substance, or act desirable by people who attend lafayette but given to those who attend lehigh. freshman also get none of the said choame.

OOO the freshman get no choame at lafayette!

by Bad Joke Club January 13, 2009

Choad Waffle

A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.

"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"

by Alice Crowely January 7, 2009

Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

Choadaly

A way to acknowledge a bro or friend is correct, but you still consider him or her kind of an asshole or dick. Or in some cases, BOTH.

I.E he/she is CLOSE to an asshole or dick.

Bro, i CHOADALY agree with you that she wanted you more , but only because you told her i had an STD.

I CHOADALY agree they cut you off, but you shouldan't have given them "the finger" in the first place.

by Fresh Coast Hova September 27, 2011

Chode King

Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.

Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...

by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014

Chode Wrangler

A person, usually homosexual, who attempt to succ as many chodes as possible.

"Jacob is such a Chode Wrangler his butthole is an inch wide" cock farmer

by Meme Master Palpatine April 26, 2016

choaber

Crude word for a penis.

Bloody hell, did you see the size of that guy's choaber? It's a fucking whopper!

by Oi oi! June 28, 2017