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chimo horn

Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendtion of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.

This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!

(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)

Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
by The Rory September 7, 2008
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ChiMo

child molester, pedofile, person with an unexplained attraction (fetish even) towards toddler toys and appliances
hey Mark, did Serin show you her new toddler table set? dude she is such a ChiMo
by Leotard January 18, 2008
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Related Words
chimo childo chilton chilo chillout chismosa Chiemo chillos Chillow Chimona

Chilloism

Chilloism
Pronunciation: 'chil-'lO-i-z&m
Function: noun
Date: 2001
1 : concern for sex and rejection of the opposite sex
2a : a doctrine that nothing exist inside the mind; specifically : the conception that a complete void names an otherwise uninteresting mind
b : the conception that nothing of sense, perception or cognition exists within this mind
3 : fidelity in void and space to lack of physical tangible presence
4 : a self-centered egocentric ape-descended human being, scientifically believed to be the missing link

- Chilloist /-list/ adjective or noun
- Chilloistic 'chil-'lO-is-tik,/ adjective
This man's brain says "Space for rent", a real chilloist.
by Anonymous June 27, 2002
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chimophyte

a plant that grows better in winter than in summer.
When winter sets in, the hillside is full of chimophytes.
by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010
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Chilobies

the breasts of a hot girl
bodacious tata's
DAMN! That girl has some FYNEEE chilobies!!
I sucked on your sister's chilobies!
by LUSEXC May 22, 2011
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chilloni your baloni dude

when someone is mad or toxic just say it lmao
Me: you're trash
Him: SBHFUIBHSHEBFHSA
Me: chilloni your baloni dude
Him: bruh moment
by ookilol May 28, 2019
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Chilombo

Chilombo, the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is an amazing caring person. God fearing, kind and very hardworking. She is beautiful, hardworking and gives the best advise.

She has a crazy side and that's what makes her amazing. She loves to dance and cook.
She is very talkative but she talks alot sense.
If you meet a Chilombo, keep her. She is a rare jewel.

Chilombo is a Zambian name. Originates from the northern part of Zambia.
Everyone needs a Chilombo in their lives
by Dash 🤩 January 14, 2022
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