the chef's special

when you cum in someone's mouth and there's a little bit of blood in it as well

Girl: "IS THAT BLOOD IN YOUR CUM WTF, ARE YOU DYING, AM I GONNA GET YOUR DISEASE NOW EWWW"
Guy: "Thought I'd serve you the chef's special tonight ;)"
Girl: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR YOU FREAK!"

by chef's special April 21, 2021

Chef John

Getting Your Ass chewed; The act of yelling at someone for their mistakes.

Your dad is going to Chef John your ass for drinking all of his beer last night.

by Nateraide March 22, 2013

Chef Shmoyle

When chef shmoyle cooks inside your girls pussy then beats the fuck out of her boy friend then spludges all over her face

Chef shmoyle cooked inside my pussy last night just like an oven

by Yoguy February 8, 2018

Chef PeePee

A mean, bad-tempered man who likes to cuss. His enemies are Duality and Psychosocial.

Chef PeePee: #%^* you, Psychosocial!

Psychosocial: woof! I don't know what you want.

Chef PeePee: Duality, you come back here, you #%^*ing mutt!

Duality: I won't take your attitude, PeePee!

by SimDevoSlipknot May 25, 2016

chef boyardump

Chef boyardump means taking a dump after eating chef boyardee.

Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.

After eating four cans of beefaghetti, Namibio had to take a huge chef boyardump, with massive colon blow.

by scodder May 4, 2010

chef salad

you eat someones ass out (toss their salad) with jelly or syrup and then pack it with your meat.

I totally gave Dan St. a chef salad last night.

by Mr. Daniel Wagner August 17, 2011

chef boyardee

the most un-italian food anyone can buy

tastes like crap

by bunny boy March 5, 2004