micro-cheating

Small acts considered disloyal within a relationship, nothing too serious but not innocent either.

An example would be holding a door open for lady, or extending the ass of a sim or kissing your hand.

Girlfriend: Babe, are you cheating on me!?!?
Me: Only microscopically, its called micro-cheating.
Girlfriend: So you've been having sex with other girls!?!?!?

by Foxzes January 19, 2018

Not Not Cheating

When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.

Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."

And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.

by Henry le Rennet March 28, 2011

Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.

Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?

Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

by Respire13 May 9, 2011

micro cheating

Micro-cheating. Small things in a relationship that makes your S.O mad but not enough to breakup with you. Talking to other girls/boys, hugging others, etc. Just be careful, if you keep micro cheating it’ll all add up and be gone...

Hey, dude. Careful talking too other girls and sending them selfies. All that micro cheating will catch up to you.

by bigtittythick69420 November 14, 2018

Television cheating

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.

Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??

by IkuraEater July 7, 2014

Premeditated Cheating

To form an intent to carry out an act of cheating.

Phoenix, don't go back to him, he premeditated cheating on you.

by Carmenelizabeth June 23, 2015

DayZ Cheating

When you run with a group of people on DayZ for a fat minute, then switch up to play with someone new for a few days while appearing offline, only to have your friends join the party on alt accounts to find you and said person together.

Squad: I can't believe you, I thought you were rollin with us?

Victim: I am, I'm just---
Squad: I don't wanna hear it. I can't believe you're DayZ Cheating on us.

by Amish Stalker October 26, 2019