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Chard

A term used to describe a friend. In English; "mate", "kidda", "Lad". Mainly used amongst groups of scouse males.
When you speak to your friend. "You ok" friend "Yer Chard"
by Munkey_man December 30, 2006
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Ha Ha, Charade you are!

Serves you right, tough luck, bite me.
For all I know no one actually know what it means, but this is what the creators of South Park think it means. So.. yea.
Ha Ha, Charade you are! looks like you're the turd now!
by Green. Matt Green November 11, 2007
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Charé

Sounds like "shutty" and mean the shut the fuck up. Sounding polietly innocent but packing a strong punch.
Mom: nag nag nag! nag nag!? nag nag nag!!!

You: MOM! Charé OK!?

Mom: D':
by Neddypoo May 18, 2010
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Mississippi Chardonnay

Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.
Ay mayne that bitch wanted a Mississippi Chardonnay an' I was like Aaay do ya own thang hoe.
by REDxIV January 16, 2011
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google charades

when you want to look up something inappropriate but you don't want to type the offensive word, so you type all the words around it and hope that Google will guess it eventually.
Friend #1: Why aren't you typing it??
Friend #2: Dude, I'm at work. Just a few more rounds of google charades....
by jpmcfarph October 7, 2008
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Chard

A Weird looking man that usually smells like shit. He usually has weird doo doo marks on his neck.
Hes known to be really annoying, and stupid. He enjoys sniffing his own farts.
He fingers his butthole, and licks off any crap on his fingers.
He wears diapers too.
Ew whats that thing over there?

Thats Chard Licking His Booty Shit.
by goose1111 April 3, 2009
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Chardonnay whore

Woman (commonly a cougar) at a bar, who will for a glass of cheap wine (commonly Chardonnay) be all yours.
Dude, she's totally a Chardonnay whore!
by Ronnierampalot February 1, 2013
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