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by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Carpenter

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.

Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.

by Mathais D January 16, 2009

bartender daddy

a girl or female or woman

dat gurl was a bartender daddy

by dalilgangsta192 November 25, 2010

Bartender in the bedroom

A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.

Wise old man: So what did you do last night

Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk

by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011

glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.

Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

by Jared Prox May 8, 2007

dirty carpenter

when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds

jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!

john-what the fuck?

by i<3men!!!! February 23, 2011

Nick Carpenter

n)- A little faggot that has no friends so does school work in a social event to hide his own gayness.Also known as Mikail Haimov

That raging gay is Nick Carpenter

by agsdfgbsbfhyj March 23, 2009