cardiolisis

Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.

Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.

by WoodWorks April 21, 2008

Cardhoardia

A rare neurological medical condition--you can't bring just one deck of cards with you, you have to bring three.

Luckily, due to her cardhoardia, we had enough cards for everyone to play Kings on the Corners all at once.

by T+B January 2, 2011

cardiac shingles

toast with extra butter

(reference to the book "Odd Thomas" by Dean Koontz, page 41, paragraph 3)

I went to a diner and ordered a porky sitting, hash browns, and cardiac shingles.

by midnightpanther June 23, 2011

cardboard catwalk

An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.

Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?

Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.

Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.

Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.

by Stang July 8, 2011

cardigan school

A school where kids have steroids pumped into their food so they can perform better on the sports fields.

Kyle: Who the fuck is that giant?
Connor: It's got to be a kid from Cardigan School.

by Unknown Person in Your Fridge May 16, 2016

cardoons

The Australian spelling and pronunciation of "Cartoons"

Sitting down watching cardoons with the kids

by iaintginvgyouapseudonym December 5, 2016

Carioto hair

A woman with frizzy, out of control hair

Wow, she has Carioto hair!

by bcuzyknot March 12, 2019