The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.
by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.
"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025

A term for when you're taking a group photo (with the iphone .5 lens) and one person on the end gets warped, making them look 10x their actual size.
"How did the photo come out? Oh no, I've been carboned!"
"I don't want to be on the end, I don't want to get carboned!"
"I don't want to be on the end, I don't want to get carboned!"
by evanmrc December 17, 2023

When you finish in someones mouth after they ingested a large amount of soda and they burp to add bubbles before swollowing your now disgusting load.
by life180way January 15, 2021

A person that's extremely annoying. They try to be popular but ultimately fail. They are nicknamed the carbon producer because the production of carbon dioxide harms our environment and atmosphere and so does said person.
by Oxygen Producer June 14, 2017

A sex act in which a woman named Esther is simultaneously fucked from the front and back.
Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.
Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.
by DietCyanide November 8, 2018

A person who frequently or impulsively travels long distances, often by carbon-emitting transportation (planes, cars, etc.), to pursue their hobby or passion, such as cycling, running, or creating travel content. While their adventures are often enviable and inspiring, their carbon footprint is notably high, leading to a mix of admiration and environmental guilt
"Dude, did you see Juliet's latest video? She flew to Girona just to hit some gravel tracks. Total Carbon Whore, but man, those views were epic."
"Ben's a total Carbon Whore—he’s always jetting off to some new country to run marathons and post about it. His Instagram is fire, but his carbon footprint is probably melting the polar ice caps."
"Ben's a total Carbon Whore—he’s always jetting off to some new country to run marathons and post about it. His Instagram is fire, but his carbon footprint is probably melting the polar ice caps."
by Eco Beako February 8, 2025
