Carpet Farmer

Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.

Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!

by Digger October 4, 2006

carpetlung

The thick feeling in your throat and chest resulting from an evening of LSD usage.

Man, that acid is lame, I've got horrible carpetlung...

by Los Pepes August 21, 2007

Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.

Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

carpet

a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2008

Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

carpetgarfer

A person who loves to eat out fine tasting vagina

women : damn u have been licking it for three hours.

Man : I love licking vagina hahahahaha

women : your such a carpetgarfer

by infinit-777 and lambo November 2, 2009

pubic carpet

The hundreds of pubic hairs that surround the lower ledge of a urinal. Usually one that hasn't been cleaned in awhile.

Somebody need to clean the restroom. All the urinal shave full on pubic carpets.

by TB451 October 17, 2007