Calculator Rape

The act of intentionally entering random numbers, letters, or symbols into one's calculator to take up space or make the calculator run out of memory. Works best with graphing calculators, as they have a big screen and letters. Words commonly used to rape calculators include "lol", "roflcopter", and "roflmao".

Paul: *Presses seemingly random numbers into a graphing calculator*

Patricia: Is he raping your calculator?

Clare: *reads calculator: "lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol..."*

Clare: Unfortunately... This is the worst case of calculator rape yet.

by Valigro1021 December 13, 2010

calcium

Old old OLD person. So old, they're completely calcified. See also fossil.

Damn, that calcium is so old he farts dust!

by hash July 24, 2003

Caconomenology

The study of ugly, weird, strange and/or unfortunate baby names, mostly for the pleasure of mocking those baby names.

First heard in "Baby's got a bad bad name" on www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com

OMG did you see what she named her twin babies?

Navaleenah Jade
And
Mahkayleeaih Daisy

Is she crazy, or going for the Caconomenology hall of fame?

by peachtree2 January 13, 2011

cacogna

cocaine crack or any mixture of the two...

hey man lets get some fucking cacogna and get loaded tonight.......

by crackalacin October 19, 2009

calcitis

I syndrome associated with doing too much Calc homework. Results in the patient having increased endorphin levels resulting in the person being usually giddy, finding the most trivial things amusing such as the fact that they mix sin(x) and cos(x) to form sos(x) which makes it seem like the variable x is crying out for help, just like the patient's tired brain.

Sam:**laughing hysterically while staring at paper**
John: "What's wrong with him?"
Bob: Calcitis...
John: Poor soul, is there anything we can do?
Bob: We're only in algebra, he'll have to fight through it

by dpgander November 5, 2009

calcabash

(verb) - The act of bashing something into a calculator.

I dropped two marks on my assignment, i forgot to calcabash my fractions

by smithxsmith March 5, 2014

cacockphany

when you look back on your life... and it's just all dicks.

"My life has been one resounding cacockphany."

by securityinfinity February 26, 2017