calamafuck

A term used by the rap artist Mike areender, A.K.A. killer Mike, in the song "holy calamafuck"

Can also be used to describe a situation where multiple things are going wrong

"Well that's just a total calamafuck"

by hazsypugfluff April 26, 2023

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a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.

At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!

by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013

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dirty calamari

The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.

Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

by NavyRhino June 1, 2018

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A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.

A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019

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