Caked

- Someone or something that is covered in something.

Father: That was a messy festival with all that rain, Im CAKED in water!

Son: The rain made it very muddy, Im caked in mud!

by Rye00 October 15, 2017

Caked

Caked is a word for being high but it can also be used as having a big butt.

Person 1:Did you see Frank Ieros butt, he’s caked
Person 2: yea he’s got a full bakery there

by Frerard is real December 25, 2019

cake

easy; simple

adjective, referring to "that's a piece of cake" but instead saying "that's cake"

that's cake.

by awwwwyeah July 13, 2010

cake

Soft and moist.

yo, you are acting very cake.

by cdg407 November 13, 2015

caking

To have a very big butt that makes your body looks nice, but not fat.

Guy 1: "Have you seen Jessica lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, but I heard she caking!"

by angelpotter October 28, 2011

cake

the mixture of the following drugs:
Cocaine
Acid
Ketamine
Ecstasy

usually associated with the rave scene.

"dude this year in canada i totally had a WEMF cake.. i was trippin for days."

by PluRaver June 10, 2008

Caking

Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.

Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?

by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016