little jon carson

The act of lip locking after ejaculating into said woman's mouth done out of etiquette because you are fucking for sport

Guy1: Hey, how was Susan last night?
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.

by The man Baccus August 16, 2016

cake cutter carson

A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.

"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"

by MemeMakerMario November 6, 2019

Carson

Carson is the world's most bad-ass boy that everyone dreams about. Don't screw with Carson or else he will beat the crap out of you. Carson is amazing and athletic.

Carson is so funny!

by UrbanYay May 20, 2018

Carson

Usually tall with brown f-boy hair and blue eyes. He makes girls fall for him but they can never let go because he’s ‘perfect’. His personality is distinctive and he’s usually really funny. He makes most people laugh. He plays baseball but isn’t good at most sports. Once you fall for him, you can never let go.

Carson, stop throwing gum wrappers on the bus floors.

by Anonymous12212 June 29, 2018

Carson

Carson is the single greatest person you will ever meet in your life. She's pretty, smart, funny, happiest person to be around. When she walks into the room you can't help but smile. She makes your day even without saying anything. She helps you through the toughest of time, she will always be there for you. Don't let her down or you'll surely regret it.

Carson the greatest friend someone can have

by Jackm816 February 20, 2019

CArSoN

Big gay

dang Carson is gay

by Black dad gone April 8, 2019

Carson

The term "Carson" is used to describe a human who has a Simp/Virgin exterior but contains a Chad interior.

"Yo bro, did you see that ugly mf turn down Jessica, she's so hot why did he do that"
"He's such a Carson"

by papi chulevi March 9, 2020