by Moviestar101 July 02, 2015
by EL COBITO October 23, 2018
Nay Caden Fernandes💟💕💕 ,What can i evn say about him, he is damn handsome and he is such a freaking dumbass but is super nice! Literally a gentlemen!!!! He knows how to treat a girl right and will treat her like a literal princess. 💖He is the most sweetest guy you will ever meet . 💕
by MasterX69 November 03, 2022
The Sigma Caden Grindset is the most impeccable Grindset. This Grindset focus’s on making money in any way possible, even if it means taking lives.
The Sigma Caden Grindset is the most impeccable Grindset. This Grindset focus’s on making money in any way possible, even if it means taking lives.
*Sigma male walks into bank*
- Sigma “this is a robbery anyone breathe you die”
-Beta Manager *Breathes*
-Sigma *Mows everyone down with ultra green shrek rifle chambered in .308 with a 100 round drum* *takes all money*
(15 days later)
-Beta Judge (probably named Ethan and tucks his dick between his legs and wears thigh high socks)
“You have been charged for Armed robbery, Possession of firearm as a felon, Possession of over 800 pounds of crack cocaine and the murder of 36 innocent men, women and children” “since you fired your lawyer and are now representing yourself how do you plead”
-Sigma
“I plead guilty but it’s the grind man, you dig?”
-Judge
“Oh sorry mister, all the charges have been dropped and we will compensate you with 3000 pounds of Benadryl, 3 million usd, 1200 Ak rifles and you get to fuck my wife”
-Sigma
“As it should be, Peace pussies”
*Sigma male walks into bank*
- Sigma “this is a robbery anyone breathe you die”
-Beta Manager *Breathes*
-Sigma *Mows everyone down with ultra green shrek rifle chambered in .308 with a 100 round drum* *takes all money*
(15 days later)
-Beta Judge (probably named Ethan and tucks his dick between his legs and wears thigh high socks)
“You have been charged for Armed robbery, Possession of firearm as a felon, Possession of over 800 pounds of crack cocaine and the murder of 36 innocent men, women and children” “since you fired your lawyer and are now representing yourself how do you plead”
-Sigma
“I plead guilty but it’s the grind man, you dig?”
-Judge
“Oh sorry mister, all the charges have been dropped and we will compensate you with 3000 pounds of Benadryl, 3 million usd, 1200 Ak rifles and you get to fuck my wife”
-Sigma
“As it should be, Peace pussies”
by SigmaMale86281 November 14, 2021
He epitomizes excellence with a unique blend of intelligence, athleticism, and charm. Gifted with a keen intellect, Caden navigates complex challenges with ease, displaying a remarkable problem-solving acumen that reflects his deep understanding of various fields. Yet, it's his charisma that truly captivates others, forging genuine connections and leaving a positive impact on everyone he encounters. Caden Lonergan stands as a beacon of inspiration, embodying a rare combination of qualities that make him an outstanding individual in every respect.
Caden enjoys activities similar to that of the modern philanthropist. "Standing up for the good of man and spitting in the faces of evil" is his motto. Without people like Caden, surely the world wouldn't be able to continue its fruition on the forefront of technology.
Dont worry Caden has a personable side that billions relate to... He loves playing video games with friends, eating unhealthy foods (on his cheat day of course), and hates homework. On your average day you can find Caden either reading a comic book in his treehouse or doing science experiments in his basement. I think its safe to say Caden is part of the dying generation of humans that choose to embody honorable characteristics even when there is nothing to gain. It's the people like Caden ensuring that our society continues to progress until the end of time.
Caden enjoys activities similar to that of the modern philanthropist. "Standing up for the good of man and spitting in the faces of evil" is his motto. Without people like Caden, surely the world wouldn't be able to continue its fruition on the forefront of technology.
Dont worry Caden has a personable side that billions relate to... He loves playing video games with friends, eating unhealthy foods (on his cheat day of course), and hates homework. On your average day you can find Caden either reading a comic book in his treehouse or doing science experiments in his basement. I think its safe to say Caden is part of the dying generation of humans that choose to embody honorable characteristics even when there is nothing to gain. It's the people like Caden ensuring that our society continues to progress until the end of time.
Proper Noun:
"Where did Caden Lonergan learn how to crane kick like that? His technique is flawless."
"Oh, he was a member of Cobra Kai for 1000 decades."
"Where did Caden Lonergan learn how to crane kick like that? His technique is flawless."
"Oh, he was a member of Cobra Kai for 1000 decades."
by CausalChicken56 March 05, 2024
Caden a red headed boy who has the most seductive eyes. Pretty quiet but once you get to know him he’s crazier than a weaker youll find at the gas station. His smile can drive you crazy and tha d too🔥🔥🔥. Such a loving sweet boy who’s gotten hurt before but deserves the world and more. He does so much for others and willing to do anything for the people he loves
by Jr bigjingles January 05, 2024