bathroom cactus

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay

dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard

by salmon69420 March 13, 2022

kindly go fornicate with a cactus

an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus

person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus

by randomweirdoontheinternet May 29, 2019

Cactus the Enby

me!!!! its just me i just wanted my name in urban dictionary

"Hey, did you see what Cactus the Enby did?''
"No, and why don't you just say Cactus?"
"Definition things."

by cactus the enby September 24, 2020

cactus

has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus

omg look at her legs, shes a cactus

by janooooooooo August 21, 2013

Cactus Bitch

Meaning: Someone who is very annoying

Oh my god... you are such a Cactus Bitch! Just leave me alone already!

by felixhasrabies March 26, 2011

cactus dildo

Nothing to be fucked around with if you know what I mean

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough... Even Cactus dildos

by NotanAcronym October 4, 2016

cactus ass

When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.

Omg Becky, I totally have cactus ass.

by Firekrackerinmybutt September 5, 2017