Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022

catified

describes a person, place or thing which has been covered in cat fur or dander such that everthing that contacts it will also be covered in cat fur/dander, resulting in sneezing for those allergic to cats.

Gloria's great, but her place is so catified, I have to use a shopvac on my wardrobe. We went to my place, but she's so catified that I can't even make out with her without sneezing my brains out.

by lightningBC October 8, 2008

Forklift certified

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.

"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."

by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023

cuntified

When someone goes overboard, goes to the limits of tolerable humanity

She got her hair done in a cuntified way taht none of her frieds would talk with her.

by Bobby October 17, 2003

Certified beauty

super cute and kissable person named navneet

Nav is a certified beauty and i miss her

by 123e12314143 October 28, 2019

CERTIFIED BALLERS

The best type of gangster group you will ever meet.

Can i please be part of the Certified Ballers?

by y-weezy May 12, 2007

Certified hater

Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.

“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”

He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?

by tvthestallion August 12, 2019