ass crackle

take a shit in your pants and leave it there to dry, it forms a case like structure and when pulled off is hardened shit in the shape of an ass

guy1: i heard that daniel has ass crackle
guy2: yea i saw it yesterday

by theawesomeporra February 22, 2011

clackle

When boys shake their legs back and forth and you hear their balls hitting each side of their legs.

Example: My gym teacher asked what that noise was and when she looked over I was doing the clackle.

by master clackle December 15, 2015

Cacklejack

1. One who masturbates in public

2. One who gives obvious signals of masturbation in public.

1. Bry: Dude, that one guy on the plane... did you see him? His hand was all over the inside of his jeans and then he just... sprinted to the bathroom...
Reek: Yeah, he was a real cacklejack, alright.

2. Reek: I can't believe he left a used condom at our door. What kinda retaliation for a joke is that?
Birr: None at all. He's just a dumb cacklejack.

by BananaCity October 17, 2008

cracklepoppin

means whats up, a combination of, crackalackin and poppin.
crackalackin whats up

yo son, whats cracklepoppin?!?!

by kdshgvjdfskgdvrhkj January 17, 2008

canklephobia

NOUN: (cank-el-FOE-bee-ah)

One with a fear of the cankle.

"Ma'am, could you please step back? This man has canklephobia and is prone to panic attacks when confronted with a woman with cankles like yours!"

by ZooBG May 14, 2010

Snip snap and crackle

An annoying ass bitch/nigga who needs to stfu and learn their place when they speak.. Basically a whack ass person who need relevancy in their life.

Stfu you fucking snip snap and crackle.......

by Chickenisonfire September 3, 2016

Cackered

Being really energised, the opposite of knackered.

Johnathan was so full of energy, he was properly cackered.

by Tomadango August 29, 2019