What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
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Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot
Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot
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My reflection in your eyes

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Almost close enough to touch

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Victim of a hit and run

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A reconstruction of the crime

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