by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
Get the Jacket Crumpet mug.When a girl does her hair up in Princess Leia buns and she fellates you and a friend until you both jizz on the buns.
by Bigjoe22?? December 30, 2021
Get the Sticky Crumpet mug.To take a poo or make stinky chocolate on the ground while waiting in the line at Walt Disney world to ride a ride or see an attraction publicly infront of everyone.
That kid just made a Rolly Crumpet! I guess he was waiting in line too long and couldn’t hold it in anymore .
by 420D-Portkid November 26, 2023
Get the Rolly Crumpet mug.a swedish crumpet is when you fart on someone’s food and then make them eat it. similar to a dutch oven, but replace the face with their food. often performed as a revenge ritual against a friend that wronged you, this move is taken stealthily in secret but there’s no doubt the enemy won’t notice the difference as soon as they chow down.
term coined by gizem bektas DJ and journalist.
term coined by gizem bektas DJ and journalist.
A: Oh My God, Felix pulled a swedish crumpet on my ikea meatballs yesterday.
B: No way… was the aroma pungent? I haven’t done one of those in years.
A: It lit my taste buds and nose on fire..
B: No way… was the aroma pungent? I haven’t done one of those in years.
A: It lit my taste buds and nose on fire..
by gizemtheDJ January 8, 2025
Get the swedish crumpet mug.by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
Get the Donald Crumpet mug.Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.
Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.
by Myersrum February 15, 2022
Get the Protest Crumpet mug.My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly
by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017
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