Crocs

A see you later alligator shoe.

Mom: It's like holy moly, look at that shoe.
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGhost March 18, 2023

Croc ring

The jewels one uses to decorate their Crocs

Let’s buy you some personalized Croc rings

by FireTruckMC February 13, 2022

Croc dome

The act of receiving head while wearing crocs. A major achievement that should be on the bucket list of any man or woman.

Did you hear Finn received croc dome?

Yeah I heard he was the first person in American history to receive it.

Wow, I can only hope to receive croc dome some day.

by 200 fly March 29, 2022

National croc day

This day is celebrated all across the world and it is the 22 of November every year. You have to where your crocs everywhere

“Yo bruh you got a pair of crocs for national croc day”. “Nah g”. “ it’s alright I got some extra”. “ I got the fake grass ones and the leopard print ones which u want?” “ I want the fake grass ones coz u wanna swag on the normal ones”. “Ok here they are g. I can hook u up nexd time I u want the leopard print ones”. “Thanks bro”.

by Therealjoemumma November 20, 2019

crocs

Tripophoboa beware because these shoes are the ugliest of ugliest but comfortable

What are those!! Those are my

Crocs

by I like teains May 21, 2018

bitch crocs

the unoriginal crocs ex: flip flops, sandals,etc. for those who don't want to be seen wearing real crocs.

"Hey look! Mom's buying bitch crocs."

by bitchcrocs July 17, 2019

words to my crocs bitch

words to my crocs bitch is a phrase used mostly by new yorkers. the phrase means “i swear” or “told you so”

person one: “bro, madison beer just followed my insta.”

person two: “no way, show me”

person one: *pulls up instagram and shows that madison beer follows them back* see? words to my crocs bitch 🤪

by Whydoesurmom February 20, 2021