1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.
2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".
3) An old piece of bacon.
2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".
3) An old piece of bacon.
1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.
2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.
3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.
3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015
Get the Crispy Squeelermug. The meaning of crispy brain is someone who has surpassed just being a winkle brain
Origin
The concept of cripsy brain is that facts and logic settle into the wrinkles of the brain and during intellectual the brain heats up frying the fact oil into a crispy exterrer on the outside of the brain
Origin
The concept of cripsy brain is that facts and logic settle into the wrinkles of the brain and during intellectual the brain heats up frying the fact oil into a crispy exterrer on the outside of the brain
by The_one_named_m July 31, 2019
Get the Crispy brainmug. Schenectady Crispies are so freakin good they taste twice! Once in your mouth and once in your asophogus
by Dumpus September 29, 2003
Get the Schenectady Crispiesmug. A man that is ok
by soundcloud.com/davisbmusic December 14, 2020
Get the Crispy Concordsmug. A preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. To perform a Crispy Bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. Once the deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the Crispy Bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her butt. They then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their anus, into the receiver’s mouth. Upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried turd is gross enough to kill 8 leprechauns. Crispy Bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.
Ew! I cant believe you kissed her after i crispy bojorquezed her!
Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!
Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!
by Toastah July 29, 2008
Get the Crispy Bojorquezmug. by jsfkej April 14, 2009
Get the Crispy Kicksmug. This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.
Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.
Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.
Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK
by addiiafrate April 24, 2022
Get the Crispy Cheeksmug.