Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .
Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.
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by Alexander hot pocket July 1, 2017
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by Angry guy Alex September 5, 2017
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