Cough-dropping

Verb

(while in a crowded restroom) the act of coughing hysterically while dropping a turd in an attempt to mask any embarassing sounds.

Helen: What took you so long? The movie starts in 2 minutes.

Bobby: I'm sorry babe, I was having a little trouble wrapping it up.

Helen: Oh, you were constipated?

Bobby: Nope, I was cough-dropping.

by TheCaseMan May 5, 2010

Dutch cough

A fart, bottomburp, etc.

Please cover your asshole when you dutch cough.

by Hello its M D May 21, 2008

cough gas

What causes you to cough when you inhale while drinking strong Ginger Ale or eating strong Buffalo Wings.

Person 1: Jeez! These wings are HOT! I can't even get them in my mouth without coughing.
Person 2: It must be the cough gas

by Canada Dry May 5, 2004

Cough Thought

when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly

When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".

by rentaninja December 19, 2010

cough drops

(n) also known as a condom

Hey, I'm at the store. We need any cough drops?

by lol =] May 20, 2006

Cough Drop

another name for tea-bagging

"Hey, I just cough dropped that girl"

"My girl loves when I cough drop her"

by eM-Cee February 7, 2010

kennel cough

The cold virus that goes around your school for the first 2 weeks after your students start school. They infect each others and then eventually the teachers as well.

Me: Man, have you got the kennel cough too?
Friend: Yeah, back to school time again. Damn kids.

by my name is blahblahblah March 19, 2010