Conan O'Brien

Hilarious Late night host who some times acts stupid(it's Funny stupid)but really a genius who was his High School's Valedictorion, And graduated Magna Cum Laude From Harvard

Conan Can't be done justice in writing

by Somedude February 21, 2005

connected cunt

a bad ass motherfucker who has many shifty contacts

Jay: Oh I wouldn't disrespect him if I were you

Morris: Why the fuck not ?!

Jay: He's a connected cunt

by DrCuntface March 25, 2010

Erection Connection

When two males gingerly touch tips as a friendly gesture. Somewhat like a hand shake.

Bob and Farley had an erection connection after lunch.

by Huava April 17, 2009

The Lowell Connector

The sexual act of placing your partner (preferably chinese, japanese, cambodian, etc.) at the end of a "slip-and-slide" ; however, the water is replaced with soy sauce. At this point the male slides down the filthy slip-and-slide on his knees trying to insert his penis into the on waiting partner in doggy style. A real expert of the Lowell Connector understands there is more then one ramp on the connector. So either the vagina or anus is an acceptable point of entry.

Guy: Dude, you smell like shit what happened?

Friend: I know bro, last night me and Sun-Li did the Lowell Connector and i cant get the soy sauce smell out of the burns on my knees.

Guy: Hate when that happens...

by audiA4 September 25, 2011

Conan O'Brien

The tall halirious Irish talk show host of Late Night With Conan O'Brien with the best show in the history of late night.

His show is taped @ 4:30 in the afternoon at 30 Rockefeller Plaza at NBC in the GE building in New York, NY.

Grew up in Brookline, MA and went to, suprisingly, Harvard. Wrote for SNL and the Simpsons. His favorite episope being "Springfield Gets A Monorail."

Has the best late night band with the awsome drummer Max Weinberg.

100X better than the overpaid idiot Letterman.

Unfortunately has probably the worst time slot @ 12:35 so he doesn't get as many viewers as he should.

Makes about $8,000,000 a year and lives in NY with his family.

I went to his show it so sooooooo good live but I had to freeze my butt off in February for eight hours to get a standby ticket. I was number 2 and I got there at quarter to six in the A.M. However, it was worth it. I'd do it again next time I am in New York.

"I went to see Late Night with Conan O'Brien live yesterday, it was great. He is halarious."

by A_F October 10, 2005

Connecticut Douche

preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.

Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.

Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.

Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?

by ceeceeeeeeee June 1, 2009

Connecticut Muffin

Placing one's penis between the fleshy folds of another person's belly for sexual pleasure.

I really wanted breakfast, but instead got a Connecticut Muffin

by cryptictravler June 18, 2009