An individual, that void the presence of a prophylactic, has an inability to reach sexual climax. However, when implementing a prophylactic climax is reach quickly. This sensual pleasure of a protective barrier to ones genitals is so extreme that one would use a prophylactic during masturbation.
by morelikeradio March 20, 2016
When you throw a used condom at a flat vertical plain and leaves a snail trail of semen as it slides down the object (ie. a wall, a window)
"After fucking some chick in my car I tryed to throw the used condom out the window, but the window was closed hence leaving a huge condom smear on my window."
by Pointy Pouliot November 17, 2007
by Kevisneedsanrx April 03, 2017
Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.
I've got a condom on a stick!!!!
by RJ August 02, 2004
Someone who is so adamant about making sure you are properly using a condom that it kills the entire vibe.
So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.
by Ranchgirls December 01, 2020
Someone who is too cheap to use a real condom and ends wraping up their "Package" up in some seran wrap
by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 07, 2006
Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.
by Herculinks® Corporation December 25, 2004