first comment whore

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.

FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*

by Matty194 November 30, 2009

Shitty Comment Can

Much Like bad story bin except for shorter stories that are deemed as comments instead of full length stories. Much like the bad story bin it is created using the arms, except it is smaller and only involves the hands to create somewhat of a can shape that the person will promptly place his shitty comment into.

"Hey dude I got pulled over yesterday"

"HAHA did he like, frisk you?"

*use shitty comment can*

by Sambo314 August 2, 2006

Dont comment

What attention seeking teenage girls write on their photo captions online, it's kind of like reverse psychology. They really WANT people to comment.

Sydney: DONT COMMENT
Jen: Dont tell me not to comment! This pic is hawt!
Sydney: Aww thanks :$

by pezz123 January 16, 2010

Suicidal Comment

A comment, typically made on a post in a chatroom or social networking site with all intentions and/or likelihood of

1. getting the shit beaten out of you.

2. sounding so stupid it would make every single person in the conversation want to stare at you in utter disbelief.

Jake hit on Emily with a suicidal comment on Facebook yesterday. Needless to say, he came to school today with a black eye courtesy of Jim, her pissed-off boyfriend.

by l2blackbelt March 4, 2010

no comment

The reply to a question that you wish not to answer due to the inconvenience that your response may incriminate you in one way or another.

Girl #1- "Do you like Matt's new hair cut?"
Girl #2- "...no comment"

Girl #1-"You and Josh were upstairs for a while last night! What the hell were you two doing?"
Girl #2-"No Comment"

by R.N. July 16, 2007

Kory comment

A comment which is either a)incredibly random b)incredibly obvious or c) incredibly inapropriate in a humorus way

"wow, this dog is hairy!" "there is a pizza on that record player!" "If only I were a generation older (I could marry Laura's mom)" "hey I'm only underage for another 10 months!"

I LOVE YOU KORY!!!

by Walrus and the gang November 24, 2003

doorknob comment

As a person is leaving a room, he or she makes a final comment about something.

You have said nothing all evening. But now that you're hatting up, you drop a few doorknob comments to piss me off!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2022