Cleveland Chilidog

When a person tries to give a Cleveland Steamer, but ends up having explosive diarrhea all over their partner.

Maurice: I will never let you give me a Cleveland Steamer again.
Tom: Why not? All I did was have some mexican food.Its not my fault you got a Cleveland Chilidog.

by Anon of the internet October 5, 2009

cleveland steamer

to take a shit on your partners chest after sex. its more of a fetish thing.

dude,this bitch gave me a Cleveland steamer last night.
man thats nasty.

by seth9480 April 28, 2009

Cleveland Porthole

Cleveland Porthole: The elegant act of shitting in someone’s tracheotomy hole.

Can you please shit in my tracheometry hole? It’s been a long day.

Cleveland Porthole: shitting in that hole boi

by Dudeguyhomie August 4, 2018

Cleveland wrecking ball

The act Of dipping your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting a girl with it

I did the Cleveland wrecking ball with my wife

by Dick chocolate 40468 April 18, 2020

cleveland smoker

A Cleveland smoker, like it's distant cousin the Cleveland steamer, is when someone defecates on someone's chest after eating a bunch of smoked meats

After the bbq Austin gave me the biggest Cleveland smoker on my chest. It was spicy and smelt of fresh bbq

by Cleveland_smoker July 13, 2023

Cleveland Bowtie

A Cleveland Bowtie is accomplished when, after deficating, a man reverse-titty fucks a woman with his gluteus maximus riding up and down her neck. The result is a bowtie shaped stain of excrement on the woman's neck.

"Oh dude try to pull off a Cleveland Bowtie"

or

"That Cleveland Bowtie was perfectly executed."
"Yes, nice form."

or

"Oh! That was a quintessential Bowtie!"

by Ross Hanson March 7, 2008

cleveland mud fight

When two people are in disagreement on a particular topic or situation they settle it with a Cleveland mud fight. They go corn whole to corn whole and attempt to over power each other's rectum by taking a power shit. Who ever's shit penetrates their opponents anus first is the victor.

Tom: my girlfriend is way hotter than yours
Jake: no she isn't
Tom: wanna settle it with a Cleveland mud fight?

by Chip Duglas January 30, 2014