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hartford carwash

The act of having anal sex with a female. The male then takes his penis out and finds it to be covered in feces. The male then sticks his penis into the woman's vagina to clean it off.
"HONEY, did you just give me a hartford carwash?!?!"
by holmes02 January 7, 2010
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Lazy Carwash

When someone takes a dumb and jumps in the shower without wiping their bum.
We ran out of toilet paper, So I was forced to take a lazy carwash.
by Mitch Donato December 8, 2009
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Nigerian Carwash

Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin.
Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no TP, so I had to make her turn it into a good ole' Nigerian Carwash.
by King Chre May 12, 2009
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Columbian Carwash

The placing of a cup of hot coffee on the hood of ones car to watch them speed off and have the coffee spill down the windows
"What the hell is this?!"

"Oh...looks like coffee. You've been treated to a Columbian Carwash my friend."
by tenahj March 12, 2008
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Kansas City Carwash

It's when a girl {most preferrably an Asian) gives a man a horizontal sponge bath inside a "Massage Parlor".
"I recieved one hell of a Kansas City Carwash last night...my shoulder has never felt better," said the sailorm with a smile.
by Nick P. March 19, 2004
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clit carwash

1. You must first have a well developed mustache.

2. You use your hand to spread the vagtastic lips.

3. She must be pretty wet for the carwash affect.

4. You then proceed to gently bob your head up and down flicking the clit with your nose brushing the clit with your mustache.
NUM NUM NUM, with clit carwash we are bother winners!
by Clit Master Flex June 13, 2011
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Southtown Carwash

A sexual maneuver performed on a female. It is performed by grabbing the female partner by her inner thighs and proceeding to lick her from her clit all the way to the top of her ass crack.
Man, that girl is so good looking that i'd have to give her the southtown carwash!!
by Pistacio man November 23, 2009
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