new canaan

Good Ol' New Canaan Right? No not right its actually kinda sad actually!! Lets see why hmmm..ino because the kids that live there don't respect the area in which they live!! They take every little thing for granted! They dont understand that people dream of being rich of course the kids there dont have to!! Why you may ask, because they dont know what a dream is because supposedly they are already living in it!! But that dream isnt all glitz and glamour as many people think!! No instead the kids living here have no lives so they waste themselves by getting high or drunk! But why would anyone do that when they have everything? Because they believe they really do have troubles!!! They think because they didnt get the car they asked for that their lives will end so they turn to some type of drug! Sad isnt it! For all the real people out their the glitz and glamour of the rich and famous isnt that great mainly, because they forget who they are, because they were never anyone to begin with!! For all you sad pathetic kids that live or go to a private school within new Canaan ask yourselves Why? Why the hell do you tear people apart not from each other but you tear those people apart from the inside out! I mean look at what you write about eachother!! Of course your too pathetic yourselves to face that person face to face!! For the neighboring towns dont be offend by the New Canaan High kids because they cant be that great because most of them were rejected by the Private Schools in the area and thats why they sadly are going to the public school in town!! Not saying that public school is bad They are much better then private but to be living in New Canaan its only acceptable for their parents status for them to be going to Private! Thats right the kids in New Canaan their parents only hope for them was to show them off, but not much to show off if they are going back and forth from rehab!! Of course sometimes private school is worse when kids actually think their world is so horrible that they take their education for granted and get drunk at school!! News Flash: No one in the real world gets drunk at school! Why? Because kids in the real world work hard for their grades and it doesnt matter how much money their parents have its about how hard they work!! Welcome to the real world New Canaan, where the rest of the world laughs at your expense!!
Of course their are the rare and few New Canaaners that are real but those are the people who have lived with their parents when they had nothing and slowly worked their way up the Social Ladder!! Of course those people are signaled out and made fun of because they are too smart for New Canaan and everyone else is jealous that those kids actually had a life!!
All will be well when New Canaan's Youth becomes part of the World and I mean the Real World!! Of course that may never happens, for they believe they are in the Real World but really they will get job opps from their parents or parents friends who feel bad for the pathectic life of those grown up kids!!

New Canaan ever heard of the Real World! Thats right you will be rejected from the real world!! Too Bad!!

by Wouldn't you like to know April 23, 2005

calmanator

a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady

the Calmanator arrives naked and encounters some punks

Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?

The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.

Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?

The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.

Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.

The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.

by Andy Calman January 1, 2008

canana

A retarded guy who can't say CANADA!!!

Alif & Bayu: Are u really from canada
Rickie: Yes!!!
Kai: No, he's from Canana!!!
Bayu & Kelvin: Stop being such a retard!!!

by Kelvin...,,,!!! April 16, 2008

Cayman

A Stupid ass fuckboy that tries for the easiest girls.

He sweet talks them and then breaks up with them for a stupid reason.

Jeff: Why'd you break up with michayla?
Cayman: She said another guys name.

by Yourenotmydad1345 November 21, 2016

Catman

Japanese cat who is afraid of commitment. his many adventures, filled with misfortunes, eventually lead him to understand that you can't run from life forever. He is addicted to gambling and smoking. In one episode he chose a game of pool over his girlfriend. He lost the game.
He is featured in the cartoon "Catman" which is composed of two series and can be found in shockwave.com

Catman has no attachments, and that is what makes him so badass.

by Perfectly Unhappy Guy May 13, 2005

New Canaan

Interestingly enough, the rest of the grade takes the afforementioned phrases (i.e. "soo funny", "don't know what to do with myself"), repeats them, and pawns them off as their own. Apparently people are nice to them in person, then retreat to www.urbandictionary.com to anonymously make fun of them.

only gang I roll with is the crips son

by brian April 4, 2005

caiman

slang for fool or tool. Also a smaller version of an alligator.

"And in 1st place...the caimans! haha just kidding *everyone laughs*"
"Do you swim for the caimans?"
"Your such a caiman!"

by sillyfreshman April 11, 2004