Camden

A really annoying person who tries to be relateable with memes way too much. He's probably Jewish and way more entitled about his culture than he should be. But he is just fine with bashing another person's culture but the second you mention anything about jew's he goes into rampaging beast mode. He's not fun to hang out around and he's way worse in person than online. He will eat hummus straight from the container and always complain about how he doesn't have any food while he has a full plate full of delicious food right in front of his face, he will take every chance he has to take your own food and he always wants to talk to you no matter what time of day it is... He can't stop playing Roblox and his bones are paper thin.

Person 1: Is that guy eating hummus?
Person 2: Oh god, it's probably a Camden, let's leave before he notices us...

by LandDweller July 28, 2019

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Camden Length

A kid that I hate that is very short,so I decided to make a measurement of him. One Camden Length is 4'3". And if you want to use the smaller Camden Length, its 1'. I'll let you guess why the other one is one inch.

"Jeez that car is tailing us. He's only a Camden length away!"
Rebecca: "God damn it, Jim has a Camden length! He told me he was 7 inches!"

by penismonger69 October 12, 2019

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