cunty buisness

when you are doing an activity and something cunty (bad) happens

Ted- i was going to finger blast my girlfriend and some asshole dumped popcorn all over me.
Jim bob-thats cunty buisness

by D-man choo November 11, 2009

Shitty buisness

When something really shitty happens like getting ripped off

jack i went to the store to buy some gas and the guy never gave me my change thats shitty buisness

by jackfrost90 December 27, 2009

Vampire Bugs

Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.

You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.

by Quzanna June 27, 2010

Fish-bugs

When a women's vagina has a strong fishy odor.

"Did you smell that?"

"Yeah, that bitch had fish-bugs"

by Blab lag lag October 11, 2016

Bed bugs text

(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.

The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.

Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

Cuddle bugs

Cuddle bugs is when you and ur homie are in the bed and you have that split second where it goes quiet and you turn to look at each other. In that moment you then proceeded ask your homie “yo cuddle bugs?” and then their likes “cuddle bugs” It’s basically cuddling but you have to say cuddle bugs, which makes the moment special.

Yo I can’t sleep, cuddle bugs? Cuddle bugs!

by Cuddlebugsqueen September 7, 2021

Banana Bugs

The sickness a woman has when she’s desperate for a dick.

She’s going to be easy tonight, I can tell by how she is acting, she’s got the ol banana bugs.

by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022