crotch burner

A laptop computer that does not dissipate heat terribly well, causing discomfort in the lap or crotch of the user.

The new PowerBooks are extremely fast but unfortunately that makes them terrible crotch burners.

by Shalroth May 16, 2005

back burner bro

(noun) A back-burner bro, or BBB, is a relationship status whereas a woman is unsatisfied with her current man sexually, so she keeps another man "on the back burner" to keep herself satisfied, whilst maintaining an emotional relationship with the first. "Back burner bros" are by high correlation significantly better at having sex than their counterparts.

Girl 1:"How's the sex with Tony??!"
Girl 2:"It's really not as great as I was hoping it would be, but we still have a lot of fun together..."
Girl 1:"Sister, I know exactly what your going through, just get a back burner bro to keep on the side and you'll be much happier!

by negafrequency April 17, 2012

oil burner

Term commonly used when refering to a glass pipe that is used to smoke Crystal Meth. The pipes are more commonly refered to as a pizzo. Called an Oil Burner so that they can be legally purchased in a store. Often they are stuffed with a plasted flower of some sort and labeled as a "Mystic Vase". They can actually be used as an oil burner by simplying buying the liquid scented oil and instering into the bowl and going thru the same motions as smoking but rather then enhaling you exhale creating a wounderful smelling atmosphere.

Store clerk:"What can I get for you today?"
Customer:"Ummm can I get an oil burner?"
Store clerk:"would you like the $3 the $6 or the $8 one?"
Customer:"umm..the $3 one"
Store clerk thinks to himself - "damn tweaker"

by |-|0|*i/\/_2_ B_ |)o |* 1 /\/ September 29, 2005

wagon burner

Used to describe First Nations People in an offensive way. In the days of colonialism when colonies such as Spain France and the United Kingdom migrated to North and Central American they conflicted with the Native peoples which resulted with teh Natives burning the mirgating colonies wagons to cut off their supplies.

You stupid Wagon Burner

by Kyle Harris January 3, 2006

Brunette

A female with brown hair. The only difference is hair colour. Any blondes that are sour about the fact that they are stereotyped as stupid or anything else about being blonde... do something about it rather than complain and girls with brown hair, if you have a problem with it, deal with it yourself.

Jordan: I hate her, she is a blonde/brunette, what a slag!
Johnny: What is the problem? Its only hair!

by apple'n'blackcurrent juice July 14, 2005

broner

An unintentional man-inspired boner

My masseuse was a guy and during my massage I popped a slight broner.

by Commander William Riker October 21, 2008

Brunette

A darker than blonde, lighter than black. Simple as that. No your not smarter, more rare blah blah blah. ITS THE FREAKING COLOUR OF YOUR HAIR. And the really classy "lady-like" thing to do would be stop putting down blonde, yeah okay?

If your hot your hot, if your ugly your ugly. Hair has no real affect at the end of the day. Lets all be mature.

We're all human. Brunette, Blonde or Blue

by Odette67362 April 21, 2010