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Brooking

A modern day adaptation of a primitive social ritual in which a female will become intoxicated and adorn herself provocatively with clay beads, facepaint and animal furs and proceed to mate with myriad males, dwarf males and in some cultures Cercopithecidae in an attempt to gain the attention and approval of the rest of the tribe or "Frat" as it is sometimes called in modern day practice. A female who is Brooking is also prone to engaging in other attention seeking behaviors and is likely to suffer from "Irritating Stuck-Up Bitch Syndrome" as defined by Karl Von Cuntenheimer in his 1864 volume "Thou Reeky Rampallian Harpy!: an analysis of the common soror."
Shall we go Brooking tonight?
by Wilkenshire December 10, 2011
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Brooming

The art of positioning a broom where it will stand on its own
-"How is that broom standing up on its own?"

-"I have mastered the technique of brooming."
by garretj0nes June 11, 2012
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Booling

A word used by Louis when he is being boolied
Evie stop booling me!”
by OofMcOofer August 4, 2018
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Brookin It

When a girl or guy tell someone they're crazy about that they are done fighting with them, and fighting for them.
Done usually after the other person gets into a serious relationship with someone else.
Guy : "I'm Dating Kristen."
Girl : "Omfg, I'm done fighting for you!"
Guy : "Wow, Now you're just Brookin It."
by Serious69er November 8, 2009
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Brooklin

Brooklin is a pregnant mother fucker
Look at Brooklin
by Judie September 28, 2017
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Bromolingus

noun, two heterosexuals males (bro’s) simultaneously giving and receiving anal-oral satisfaction.

the straight equivalent of a rim job.
i.e. "me and my bro just had a little bromolingus last night, nothing gay though.”
by a bromosexual May 1, 2012
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brooligist

one who studies the bro code
The man that knows the lore and the book of code
"get your brooligist up here and find out if its part of the bro code"
by Thebroman January 12, 2015
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